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if it comes in a bag, it's not real

Created on 2003-08-15 16:03:56 (#1258018), last updated 2009-07-11

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Name:retina darling
Location:mars
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real-life sonic the hedgehog
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"because it's thursday" parties, 99 problems + a bitch, apostrophes are word toupees, architecture as a threat, beating a dead horse, better living through chemistry, breaking spirits not glass, canary in your amphetamineshaft, check out my scab!, chocolate is a crime, choking on punctuation marks, clouds with bulletproof lining, cold thoughtful junkie soup, coming in a bag, conspired against by islands, corpse in your closet, count casualties not sheep, crackheads with big ideas, crying over spilt guts, curiosity blew the deadcat, cute back in execute, dealing drugs to schoolchildren, deconstructive criticism as parlor-trick, deep like a well, disembodied cat head mafia, don't diet just die, dropping hints like breadcrumbs, drowning sorrows like kittens, dumpster-diving in fur coats, everything made of titanium, excessively fantastic vehicular speeds, eyelashes made of dignity, eyepatches are like relationships, feed us a fetus, fiend- of-the- week club, fight clubbing baby seals, forgetting who i am, frank booth for president, free meal with seizure, gag me w/a syringe, get a (discount) life, giving you persecution complexes, groundcontrol to major tom, gum is for cows, heads rolling like tumbleweed, heart on your sleeve, heart up your nose, heroin cat's smack tail, hey that's my oxygen, hidden jay-z references everywhere, hole in your battleship, hot steaming junkie soup, hunter thompson's worst nightmare, if letters had eyebrows, inertia is a bitch, is the pope blue?, it's because i care, it's what's for dinner, junkies arguing about politics, just allergic to assholes, just cut it off, lautreamont's sexy shark scenes, let's learn some lines, life gives you lemon-aids, like nothing ever happened, long drawn-out death scenes, loose lips sink ships, losing minds like money, method acting gone too-far, militant anti sobriety crusade, milk carton as manifesto, money or your life, mouths of gift horses, murder by mistake lol!!!!, my broken glass floor, my debt to society, my little pony montana, needles to say ..., never the same twice, non euclidean cunt disease, nosebleeds in foreign countries, nosecandy not nose brusselsprouts, not being discreet ever, not fitting my concept, not taking my advice, officially licensed reality adjustment, only because it's there, open wallets not mouths, orchestras as giant lungs, paint in my synapses, parade of same dude, party in the bathroom, pavlov's gods imean dogs, phantom limbs real success, play harpies not harps, polaroids of happy cardigans, pouring salt on slugs, premature baldness on ceos, punching holes in plots, quick! look over there!, rate my cysts baby!, richard pryor's flammable face, ripping off your childhood, ruining your virtuous life, rule of opposable thumb, sara goldfarb's helpful refrigerator, screwing in a lightbulb, she wore blue velvet, she's lost control again, singing like a puncture, sitting in dispassionate furniture, sizzle sizzle brain cell, skullfucked by red china!, smoke cigarettes save lives, socially unacceptable good times, spaghetti with speedballs please, special agent dale cooper, starting my own cult, steak through your heart, stealing exit signs because, subway trains' mating rituals, surreal estate agency 101, taking candy from babies, tanning salons as pyres, telephone as security blanket, the comedy of proliferation, the great american hovel, the thin white duke, thievery disguised as kindness, tickle me overdose dolls, tmi= three mile island, trust-me i'm a scientist, tumor on the psyche, twelve steps no feet, two dudes trying to get laid, valium in candy jars, violence is always funny, walking on mineral water, watching desperate people floorpick, watching junkies kick everyday, watching people take pills, when mother was moth, where your children aren't, where'd my skin go, where's my fucking shoehorn, whistle while you lurk, you are an excuse, you feeding my ego, your problems are cute, zeus stole my ideas
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